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Organic Devil Tub Tee
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Organic Devil Tub Tee

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Go natural—order this t-shirt and enjoy the comfort of a truly all-natural organic cotton that is grown and harvested without any fertilizers and pesticides. The high-quality ringspun cotton yarns make sure that the fabric is extra soft and durable. If you’re looking to invest in ethical clothing that is sure to last and has a low environmental impact, look no further than this organic t-shirt!

• 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.5 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1×1 rib neck
• Shoulder seam finished with a self-fabric tape
• Double-needle coverstitched seams
• Low environmental impact
• Blank product sourced from Mexico

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Terrible Snapback
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Terrible Snapback

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This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

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Truly Terrible Texas Tee
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Truly Terrible Texas Tee

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$25.00

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Debut Sticker
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Debut Sticker

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$5.00

Promotional sticker for our debut!

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Crappy Fishin Cap
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Crappy Fishin Cap

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$24.50

Combine practicality, comfort, and fashion in one. Keep the sun out of your eyes with this 100% cotton twill bucket hat. Cotton fabric and sewn eyelets are sure to help you stay cool during any activity, be it a stroll in the park or an intense game of sports.

• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability

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Devil Tub Pin
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Devil Tub Pin

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$4.00

Promotional pin for our debut!

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The Terrible Texan Devil Tub
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The Terrible Texan Devil Tub

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$21.00

Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

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Debut pin
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Debut pin

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$6.00

Promotional pin for our debut!

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Bathtub Hoodie
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Bathtub Hoodie

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$50.00

A soft and comfy unisex hoodie that fits all your hoodie needs. The fleece fabric makes it a great partner all year round, be it a summer evening on the beach, or a Christmas dinner in a mountain cabin.

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras

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Organic Devil Tub Crop Top
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Organic Devil Tub Crop Top

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$21.00

The organic crop top is soft, comfy, and what's more, made of 100% organic cotton. This premium crop is bound to become a favorite for every eco-conscious buyer.

• Material: 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Slim fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Latvia

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Hoodie From Hell
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Hoodie From Hell

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$66.60

If you're looking for a trendy, one-of-a-kind clothing item, this Champion tie-dye hoodie is the one! It's almost impossible to create two similar items during the garment-dyeing process, so every piece has a unique touch to it.
• 82% cotton, 18% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²)
• Unique scrunch-dye, tie-dye pattern
• Reverse Weave® cross-grain cut resists shrinkage
• Two-ply hood with matching drawcords
• 1×1 rib knit side panels, sleeve cuffs, and bottom hem
• Front pouch pocket
• Woven label at the back of the neck
• Embroidered "C" logo on left sleeve
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

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Denim Sherpa Jacket
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Denim Sherpa Jacket

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$100.00

Be it the 90s or mid 2000s—a classic denim jacket never goes out of style, and now you don’t have to wait for the summer to roll around to wear one! This jacket is lined with wool-like sherpa fabric that’s comfortable to wear and will keep you warm and snug. The lining is made of 100% recycled materials, including plastic bottles.

• Denim: 99% cotton, 1% spandex
• Sherpa & sleeve lining: 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²)
• Chest pockets with button flap closure
• Two side pockets
• Regular fit
• Blank product sourced from China

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